FSF, EFF,
Jonathan Watterson
Thwarted the plans of the
BPDG;
Saying, "Consumers -- and,
Anthropomorphically,
Digital media --
Want to be free."
June 19, 2002
FSF = Free Software Foundation
EFF = Electronic Frontier Foundation
BPDG = Broadcast Protection Discussion Group
This poem is in the form known affectionately and synecdochically as the "double dactyl". As it happens, "Jonathan Batchelor Watterson" is a triple dactyl, but so far there isn't a form for that.